17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor


mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care


(Source: thedailyprophet)


livefitdiefit:

self esteem goals

(Source: thisonesforthehistorybooks.com)


millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 


annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose)


webabuser:

"Hey, I really like your blog!"

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"Can you follow back?"

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.



lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this


bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)


man i woke up two hours ago to call fernando and this dumb bag of rocks didnt even answer im mad as fuck


(Source: drdavidstarsky)


maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

maclonna:

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog

(Source: outrageouslybritney)


cluts:

Martin Creed

cluts:

Martin Creed